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Breaking down the four most hyped movies normies are excited for in the next six months

Want to appear interesting when you meet your friend? Perhaps you want to showcase your knowledge of pointless movie trivia? Or maybe you’re just waiting for someone to tell you what to talk about? Well, here we are, pop-culture missionaries ready to give you the lowdown on mediocre film.

“Wake Up Dead Man” – 6th September 2025

A sequel to Glass Onion is coming to Netflix titled Wake Up Dead Man. The Knives Out film follows another murder mystery as Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) returns to the screen alongside Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Kerri Washington, Mila Kunis, Jeremy Renner, Cailee Spaeny, and Thomas Haden Church.

The film is directed by Rian Johnson.

“Black Phone 2” – 17th October 2025

If you liked the first instalment, then perhaps a second may pique your interest. Following captivity, Finn returns in the sequel to the 2021 horror movie. This time, his sister receives calls from the Black Phone in her sleep and dreams of three boys being stalked at a winter camp.

“Tron: Ares” – 10th October 2025

Like him or not, he’s unfortunately here to stay — whoops, did I let that slip? In fact, he could make a comeback — if there ever was something to come back from. Jared Leto, Jeff Bridges and Gillian Anderson star in Tron: Ares, the sequel to 2010’s “Tron: Legacy“. Now, the question is, do we really need this?

“28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” – 6th January 2026

Danny Boyle’s first instalment was a little boring and not exactly what we hoped for. Some feel shortchanged, while others loved it. At the time, I was disappointed, but upon reflection, it could be perhaps what the zombie genre needed. However, it was incredibly stale at times. Could Nia DaCosta renew the series?