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Nigel Farage Wins But Proves He Is an Incapable Leader

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Nigel Farage’s election win proves he will run away at any sign of a confrontation

Page updated: 15 August 2023

Nigel Farage may have won the local by-election, though 42% of it was taken by his satirical opponent — Count Binface with 9,455 (26.93%). Stepping aside only to run again led rival parties to boycott the local contest, calling it “performative”. In the end, Farage won his constituency with 22,239 votes (63.34%).

Nigel Farage Wins?

Nigel Farage has won the by-election that he himself instigated. However, his “win” has caused more issues than it’s worth. Despite winning comfortably, the Clacton-on-Sea MP made things difficult for himself.

Official portrait of Nigel Farage.

Wooing The Media Did Not Work This Time

Despite his seasoned experience dealing with the media, Nigel Farage’s approach and challenges have been meagre compared to contemporary journalism. In the past, appearances on Russian media, including RT News, gave him a licence to choose his opponents. Highly edited clips and curated appearances made him seem like an alternative to a government that was entangled in the Iraq War and subsequent scandals. However, that all changed when he believed he could transport this hype into the mainstream.

Nigel Farage talking to the media.

Populist Tactics

After transcending into mainstream politics, Nigel Farage began to peddle his brand of prejudice. He commissioned advertisements including “BREAKING POINT: The EU has failed us all”, accompanied by his comments: “We must break free of the EU and take back control of our borders.” The advert wrongfully portrayed Syrian and Afghan refugees travelling from Croatia to Slovenia as associated with British borders.

A Nigel Farage commissioned poster for a UKIP campaign in 2016 to leave the European Union.

By-Election Results

The 13 August by-election result saw Nigel Farage win, but not comfortably. Despite taking the most votes with 22,000, his main opponent, Count Binface, snatched 9,455 alongside a multiverse of characters.

Nigel Farage likely held the by-election to prevent a parliamentary watchdog from resuming its investigation into inappropriate financial gifts relating to a £5 million property in Clacton-on-Sea. However, the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards reopened its investigation as soon as it was confirmed he had won his constituency contest.

Nigel Farage gives a speech at the 2017 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

The Stanisland Verdict

This will come as no surprise to our readers. Running on the one-subject, anti-immigration manifesto, Farage has proven he remains a one-trick pony. With little to offer beyond divisive politics and ethno-fascist rhetoric, he is sealing the fortunes of Britain’s economy thanks to paper-tiger policies and a head filled with hot air.

Nigel Farage poses for the cameras outside of a polling station.

Donald Trump Team-Up

His associations with Donald Trump, who has been described as the most openly corrupt US President in history, are more than a mere warning; they are a symptom of what’s to come from a potential Reform Party government.

A Prime Minister For Sale

Put this together with his Cameo requests, where he was asked to say “Up the Ra”, and his associations with convicted racist Tommy Robinson, Russia’s news media and the Kremlin, and we’re in for a rocky, financially corrupt series of years.

Nigel Farage saying ‘up the Ra’ following a request on Cameo.

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